Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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