i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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