Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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