That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
