the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
barbara walters just said penis...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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