the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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