I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No subtext here. People are naked.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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