That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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