Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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