yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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