My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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