bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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