I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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