Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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