Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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