David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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