haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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