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He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You know, be my cock's hype man.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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