508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
