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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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