I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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