shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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