masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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