I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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