I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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