my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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