so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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