One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i dont even know how to be here
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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