Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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