Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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