I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I have post one night stand depression
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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