So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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