I bet he comes in French.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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