and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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