Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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