She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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