please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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