That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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