Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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