got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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