you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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