nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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