ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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