Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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