i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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