And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
A+ Viking dick
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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