But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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