And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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