3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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