I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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