i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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