yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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