Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i barfeds in our rink
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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