She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
its not stalking. its research.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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