I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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