i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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