So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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