I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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