If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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